Sunday, November 12, 2006
Return of the Evil Intruder Kitties
Remember the Evil Intruder Kitties who like to hang out in my garden and annoy me? The most recent intruders have been the two Small Black Kitties who live at number 29. Well, the intrusions have been particularly bad in the last few days.
Exhibit 1: One of the Small Black Kitties lurking on the roof of our shed.
Now, this is particularly evil since I...er...can't jump up on the shed roof on account of my build not being...er...athletic...well, I don't want to get up there anyway! But that doesn't make it all right for Evil Intruder Kitties to sunbathe on the shed roof!
The plot thickens. A totally new Evil Intruder Kitty has appeared in the garden this week. He is a floofy tabby cat and he looks pretty big, and mean with it! So far we have glared at each other through the living-room window, but that's all.
Imagine my horror when I looked out the window this morning to see...
Yes! It's the Tabby Terror, plotting with one of the Small Black Kitties! I didn't realise they were in league with each other! I sent my mum out immediately to see if she could listen in to their evil plotting, but unfortunately they heard her coming...
Look at the evil glare the Tabby Terror is giving her...you can just tell he is up to no good!
I am going to have to keep a furry close eye on this alarming situation, and I may have to call for reinforcements to help me out.
My humans left me in charge of defending the house this morning, and went to a model railway show. For some reason, my dad gets very excited when my mum lets him get his train set out in the spare room. I think they met lots of other nutty train people there. My mum says that she knows Bonnie & Victor's humans like model trains too, so she has put some photos up here in case they (or anyone else) wants to see them. She has also put up some photos of her recent trip to Paris here. She says she and her sister had lots of fun there, apart from the incident with the poisoned mushroom crêpe.
Hope all kitties have a safe weekend with no Evil Intruder Cats to worry about!
I think, when I see them on the picture so next to each other, it must be females.
And when it are indeed females, then you know why they are there.
They want you!!!!
First was the black one, now the marbled one. I'll give it a week, and the roof of the shred is loaded wit females.
Jasmin and Saffi xx
Mum is feeling a little better and I'm so glad she helped me see your terrible sitoo-ashun.
We hear you we got a new sutiootion about to happen in the spare room. I telling you it evial inture coming
Good luck Eric
We sawed your train show pics. Nice details on those layouts. Mom & Dad espeshully like "traction" - the seafront layout wif overhead wires for the trollies. The modeler did a great job of capturin that time an place. Lots of people on the layouts really make them good. An yur beans got good pictors. Our train show was good, too. Mom & Dad run N scale but sawed efurryfing from Z to G (for Garden) running. Also sumone brot a 1/3 size steam engine, but can't run it indoors. My boy wants to make a Z-scale loop in a cigar box cuz he saw sum at the show. Purrs!
This is getting to be a matter of Ginger pride. I just hope your Mum & Dad aren't giving them treats or somthin'
the Lady liked yur picshures. she an the teenagers all love minny-a-chures of any kind. the oldest teenager got ta go ta Paris so the Lady's gonna show her those picshures too.
We've added you to our blogroll & we'll be back often to visit.
Now they don't bother me. Weird. Half the time I walk by when they look in my door and don't even go over!
You must defend your turf Fat Eric! Thanks goodness my mommy understands and won't let them in my house.