Friday, April 04, 2008
Help!
Today my mum broke up for two weeks' spring holiday from school. I thought this was good - lots of quality time for her to spend with ME! But then...I found out the terrible news that tomorrow she and my dad are going to Wales for four days and I have to be incarcerated in the kitty jail until Wednesday!
Noooooo! I don't want to go to the kitty jail! I was just enjoying the spring weather and lying in my garden looking at the flowers. How can they do this to me?
I need a place to hide where they can't find me when they want to put me in the Evil Cat Carrier tomorrow morning. Or failing that, I need a posse of my friends to break me out of kitty jail!
Help!
P.S. My only comfort is that Scratchy Mouse is coming with me.
# posted by Fat Eric @ 8:51 pm 
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On NO! Not Kitty Jail! Although, I did look at your kitty jail and it does look pretty nice, it even has real live birds for you to look at! But, yes I know, you would rather be at home.
Why don't you teleport over tomorrow morning and hide out with me. Maximillian has just sent me a freighter of catnip and we can share some.
P.S. Are you going to take your scratchy mouse with you? That is if you were going.
Why don't you teleport over tomorrow morning and hide out with me. Maximillian has just sent me a freighter of catnip and we can share some.
P.S. Are you going to take your scratchy mouse with you? That is if you were going.
That is too bad, Eric. I would say that we would break you out and you could stay with us, but mom is allergic to cats. I don't know what to say....
Roxy
Roxy
Yer welcome ta come visit us iffen ya want... Yearz ago, we hadda spent 4 days inna cage. The Big Thing tole us we were goin to a "spa". Right... It was like bein trapped inna closet!
Well, we DID get fed an talked to...
Well, we DID get fed an talked to...
Dang!!!!! Kitty jail! Bummer,even though it looks nice.It just isn't the same without Mom & Dad!! I hope the time goes fast if you can't find a place to hide ;)
Purrs Mickey
Purrs Mickey
psst, we'z gonna send yoo a smoked salmon wif a file in it, dat way yoo can snack while yoo is breaking outta jail. Just amember to take da file out of it afore yoo eat it.
You're welcome here, Eric. Mum says she would love to cuddle with you and you can help me keep Cupcake in line. She's very disrespectful of my floofy manliness.
Toby
Toby
You can visit me and Pixie anytime!
Thank goodness you will have Scratchy Mouse to keep you company.
Thank goodness you will have Scratchy Mouse to keep you company.
Oh no! Kitty Jail! It looks like a nice place, though! we looked it up and we know where it is, we'll come visit!
~Jack
BIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIE-HI ERIC-BIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIE!!!!!!!
~Persephone
~Jack
BIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIE-HI ERIC-BIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIEBIRDIE!!!!!!!
~Persephone
Oh gosh that's awful Fat Eric! At leest yore scratchy m ouse gets to go wif yoo so yoo'll haf company. We'll telerport ofur for games too.
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties
Oh no Eric! Not again. Our Beans are leaving us locked up again furry soon too. It's time we made a stand against this inhyoomanity by Beans to their kitties. Be brave.
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