Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Woeful Wednesday
I am not happy.
Terrible things have happened to me today, even though I didn't have to go to the v-e-t again.
First I was held down in the kitchen and had my rear end forcibly washed, which I did NOT enjoy. Are they implying I have not been attending to my personal hygiene often enough to prevent stinkiness?
Secondly, I have been licking the sore shaved patch on my tail and made it all sore again just when it was healing up, so I had to have it bathed with the smelly stuff from the v-e-t and that stuff stings and makes me jump!
Thirdly, I had the anti-flea stuff put on the back of my neck. I mean, this happens every few weeks anyway but did they have to do it today on top of all the other tortures?
Fourthly, I was held upside down in the magic armlock position and had my pointy claws clipped.
All on the same day!!!
It is too much. Just because I am normally a mellow, laid-back kind of cat, they are taking advantage of my good nature!
Here is a picture of me despairing. My mum cannot believe how I have again managed to get myself into a position which totally disguises the shaved patch on my rear end! Heh heh. It's hidden by the cushions!
# posted by Fat Eric @ 6:22 pm 
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You poor orange baby! I really think that's a little much for one poor boy to bear in one day. I think some wet, stinky treats are in order!
Eric I am so, so sorry they are torturing you today. That is too many indignities to suffer in one day!
No cat should have to go through all of that in one day! You should demand extra treats after the torture your beans put you through!
Wally, Ernie & Zoey
Wally, Ernie & Zoey
You poor thing! Should Lucky and I come over and chase your beans around the house? Lucky may not be able to do it, but I certainly can!
Roxy
Roxy
Oh no. poor Eric. You do not look at all happy in your photo. We have never been in the upside down magic armlock position. It doesn't sound very nice. We think the Cats Protection League should be informed of your Beans terrible behaviour. Would you like us to do that for you?
Doood! That's just not right! They better be planning on giving you something for all your troubles. Like chicken. Or steak. Or both!
You poor thing; you have my complete sympathy! No wonder you're hiding your rear end after all that!
You have my sympathties Eric. I don't know what could be worse. Having all done in one day or spread out over 4 or 5 days. At least it is over with for now.
Great job keeping the shaved parts covered.
Great job keeping the shaved parts covered.
Upside down!!!!! Eric, that an indignity! We agree that they are taking advantage of you in your weakened state and that you have the obligation of giving them a massive payback of some kind when you are all mended. Hang in there Floofy Friend!!
Poor Eric. What an utterly horrible day for you. That photo speaks volumes. But at least it's over now. Chin up!
# posted by 
: 7:18 am
: 7:18 am
would you like me to send Bendrix over for a little revenge?? that just seems so unfair, so wrong.
i'm glad you don't have to go back to the VET. keep feeling better and try not to lick to much OK?
if they pull this again...a hairball in the slipper is always nice
i'm glad you don't have to go back to the VET. keep feeling better and try not to lick to much OK?
if they pull this again...a hairball in the slipper is always nice
Eric, you went through more indignities in just one day than the law allows! We sure hope nothing like that ever happens again to you again!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Oh my goodness how could you stand it? Hide yur butt and keep it hidden so no one can see it. Fings will get better you'll see.
Bottom washing!!! Well... I never. (I say fanning myself). That kind of indignity is hard on a man-cat. You should now go rip some upholstery or vomit in a shoe.
Poor Eric, that is too much to have to bear in one day. We hope you are feeling better soon.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Oh, sorry about all that Fat Eric. It sounds torturous for sure. I hope you are feeling better soon.
That sounds like the worst day ever. At least they got it all over in one day. I hope there were extra treats and scritches to make it all better.
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