I am not happy.
Terrible things have happened to me today, even though I didn't have to go to the v-e-t again.
First I was held down in the kitchen and had my rear end forcibly washed, which I did NOT enjoy. Are they implying I have not been attending to my personal hygiene often enough to prevent stinkiness?
Secondly, I have been licking the sore shaved patch on my tail and made it all sore again just when it was healing up, so I had to have it bathed with the smelly stuff from the v-e-t and that stuff stings and makes me jump!
Thirdly, I had the anti-flea stuff put on the back of my neck. I mean, this happens every few weeks anyway but did they have to do it today on top of all the other tortures?
Fourthly, I was held upside down in the magic armlock position and had my pointy claws clipped.
All on the same day!!!
It is too much. Just because I am normally a mellow, laid-back kind of cat, they are taking advantage of my good nature!
Here is a picture of me despairing. My mum cannot believe how I have again managed to get myself into a position which totally disguises the shaved patch on my rear end! Heh heh. It's hidden by the cushions!