Monday, June 15, 2009
MIDNIGHT MONDAY WITH ME, MARMITE, THE GREAT HUNTER!
HELLO, MARMITE FANS! GUESS WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? NEVER A DULL MOMENT WITH ME AROUND, YOU KNOW! WELL, IT WAS A SUNNY SUNDAY SO OF COURSE I WAS RELAXING IN THE FAT GINGER CAT'S GARDEN. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SO LOVELY AND SUNNY, HE WAS INDOORS WATCHING TENNIS WITH HIS DAD, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? THE FAT GINGER CAT'S MUM WAS OUT IN THE GARDEN HANGING UP SOME WASHING ON THE SPINNING CLOTHES LINE THINGY. SO I DECIDED TO GO ON ANOTHER NEWT HUNT. I WAS SNEAKING ACROSS THE ROCKS ABOVE THE POND, WHEN GUESS WHAT I SAW? A REALLY BIG JUICY FROGGY HIDING UNDER THOSE ROCKS TO GET OUT OF THE SUN! HE WAS NO MATCH FOR A FANTASTIC HUNTER LIKE ME, IN NO TIME I HAD POUNCED AND GOT HIM IN MY MIGHTY JAWS!
THAT FROGGY DID PUT UP A BIT OF A FIGHT AND THERE WAS A COMMOTION WHICH ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THE FAT GINGER CAT'S MUM! I RAN OVER TO HER WITH FROGGY IN MY JAWS, EXPECTING HER TO BE IMPRESSED WITH MY HUNTING SKILLS, BUT FOR SOME REASON SHE WAS CROSS WITH ME! SHE YELLED AT ME AND MADE ME DROP THE FROGGY AND SHE GRABBED HIM UP! THEN - YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, MARMITE FANS! - SHE CHECKED HIM OVER FOR WOUNDS (I HADN'T HAD TIME TO CHOMP ANY HOLES IN HIM YET SO HE WAS STILL PRETTY HEALTHY, JUST A BIT SHOCKED!) AND SHE PUT HIM IN THE POND AND LET HIM ESCAPE! WHAT A WASTE OF MY AMAZING HUNTING EFFORTS!
TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, THEN THE FAT GINGER CAT CAME OUTSIDE AND CHASED ME AWAY AND LAID BY THE POND FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON SO THAT I COULDN'T GO BACK AND FIND THAT FROGGY AGAIN! NEVER MIND, MAYBE I'LL SNEAK BACK TOMORROW AND HAVE ANOTHER GO! SEE YOU LATER, MARMITE FANS!
# posted by Fat Eric @ 12:35 am 
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OMG! Thank goodness the mum was there to prevent you from eating that poor froggy. Really, Marmite, you get temptations and food. Why do youneed to eat poor defenseless frogs?
Roxy
Roxy
Marmite! If you must go into the fat ging..oops, Fat Eric's garden, you must go as a spectator only.The wildlife belongs to Eric. Anyway, you are lucky it was a frog and not a toad. A toad would have given you a nasty tasting frothy mouth. Believe me, I know.
Flynn
Flynn
Oh Marmite, you blotted your copy bok there a little. But hey the mom spoiled your fun.
You must be more careful next time and dont get caught.. He He
Hugs GJ x
You must be more careful next time and dont get caught.. He He
Hugs GJ x
Marmite, you are a bad boy! Tee hee! But remember, it is Fat Eric's garden and if you wanta be allowed to visit you hafta do what Eric says! OK? Nuff said!
Mommies are like dat. But yoo gotta follow Fat Eric's rools.
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties
Eric's mom sounds like my mom. When I was abandoned before mom took me in to be her cat, I would come and sit on the patio while she had her morning coffee. One day I brought her a little bird and she got mad, picked me up and said in a stern voice "Spit that out!!" Of course I did and the little bird survived and mom told me I could stay as long as I understood that in our family we don't eat birds (unless they are chicken).
Ya just gotta go by the rules of the pool and the owner of the pool. If she says no frogs, then it's no frogs.
# posted by 
: 7:36 pm
: 7:36 pm
That was some mighty good hunting Marmite! You must have had to be quick as lightning to catch that frog. The Mum should not have yelled! How kind of you to think of her and to run over and present her with the soggy froggy!
Marmite, we are sorry that Fat Eric's mum wasn't properly impressed with your hunting skills. Still, we think since you are getting lots of food and temptations already, she is already impressed with you, so you don't need to hunt.
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Oh Marmet your so lucky to hunt I once was an amaizing hunter now i only play feather. But in Fat Eric gardern is a no hunting zones
Maxie
Maxie
Eric, we are sorry to hear that your mum has broken her leg. We are sending her lots of purrs. You will have to do what I did when our mum broke her leg. Iwas the guardian of the leg and no-one was allowed to sit on her except me.
Flynn
Flynn
Big purrs to your mum. You gotta be Dr and nurse to her. Let me know if I can help, Dr Derby will teleport right over.
Willow & I are sending huge healing purrs over to your Mum with the broken leg! We hope that she is better very quickly, indeed!
Purrrrrrrrrs, China Cat
Purrrrrrrrrs, China Cat
Eric, we're so sorry to hear about yur Mum's leg! We Ballicai are purrin and purrin fur her.
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao and alla the Ballicai!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao and alla the Ballicai!
*ignores rude Marmite*
Eric we are sorry to read that your Mum broke her leg. We hope it heals up very soon. Cat purrs have been proven by science to speed up bone healing (fact) so we send many rumbly purrs to help
Whicky
Angel
Oliver
& Gerry
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Eric we are sorry to read that your Mum broke her leg. We hope it heals up very soon. Cat purrs have been proven by science to speed up bone healing (fact) so we send many rumbly purrs to help
Whicky
Angel
Oliver
& Gerry
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